14 Reasons Why You Should NEVER VISIT Kerala

Kerala, also called God’s own country is famous for its beauty. It was recently named the top emerging destination of 2015 by Pacific Asia Travel Association (PATA) but should it really be on your bucketlist?

Lets find out !!

What is so godly about this place?


Ferry ride in kerala

You will have to go to forests for shopping 


Lulu Mall In Kochi

Who can eat idli dosa for 3 times a day for 5 days, cmon Guys, get creative with your food 


Sadhya – 24 dishes served at once

South Indians like their idli dosa so much that they have no sweets in their menus


Banana Varattiyathu

I would rather watch some football than these gigantic boats having more than 100 men, racing with each other 


Snake boat race in Allapuzha

Speaking of sports, they don’t have any adventure sports like rafting or trekking

river rafting in kerala


Who would travel thousands of mile to see something like this, not me certainly

epic sunset in kerala

Sunset in Alleppey, Kerala


Same old festivals, same old celebrations


Pulikkali Tiger festival in Thrissur

Somebody please tell them that yoga is supposed to be done in a studio not in the lap of nature


Beaches, beaches, and just beaches………..nothing else 


 Munnar hill station

Indian Beaches are dirty and Kerala is no differentcherai beach is clean as hell


Cherai beach in Kochi

The very idea of men with heavy makeup dancing to classical beats will put you to sleep
kathakali dancers one man one woman

Naturally occurring heart-shaped lakes are so common, I will pass 

heart shaped lake in wayanad


 Chembra peak

I like big birds like ostrich and Emu, but this one is too big !!jatayu park


Jatayu nature park in Kollam

So, I think we’re able to convince you enough that Kerala is just not your cup of tea.

Good luck getting it out of your head now because you know, the spell of Kerala has already been casted upon you. Now you won’t be able to relax till you’ve visited this slice of utopia!

If you are from India and kerala specifically, then you need to share this with your friend to celebrate the greatness of unmatched beauty of our state – KERALA

A story Teller. An adventurer. An explorer. This and much more.
Traveling is not my passion, it is my life. And when I am not traveling reading and writing about different places keeps me alive.

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Comments 11

  1. siddharth

    I really hope that people do not take offence just on the basis of the title. It was a good read !!

  2. aby philip

    Travel is not always about what you want from it, it some times, or in my opinion is what you learn or experience form your travel that makes the difference. “Exploring” is the base of a travel experience.

    You cant go to the most common/typical restaurant any place in Kerala eat what most of the rest of people prefers-idli/dosa. Kerala has amazing food not just in taste but also that helps you in keeping your health fit.

    to be continued……

  3. Gayathri

    Kerala beaches are not dirty and Kerala is not polluted.. Come to kerala if u wish… Or else dont… U can see god in the people who treat you… Stop saying rubbish… Idly and dosa are not the only food here.. We have lots and lots of varieties here.. Go and have valla sadhya… I will b amazed..

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  5. Asw

    What rubbish each and every thing written on this are not true
    We don’t eat idly dosa for 3 time a day ,you must once visit and then try to find the reasons . don’t just write rubbish things like this.kerala is known as the gods own country and it will be understood after visiting kerala.we neither have shopping mall in Forest nor idly dosa for 24*7.we also don’t have beaches and beaches every where

    • Abhay

      This was sarcasm. Sarcasm means saying one thing and meaning the opposite. So basically we have praising kerala the whole time.

  6. Anna

    dear whoever made this
    i am very disapponted how the people think we Indians don’t have any sweets just idli and dosa. we have many sweets and many tasty dishes. for example, try halwa or try Indian pudding its different from America or anywhere else. for the main dish there are rice and curry there is vada there is poori there is chilly chicken. so don’t even try making these excuses. India is a beautiful and loving contry. How I know this is because my family is in India. India is the best place to go have your summer there or living wise.

    P.S if you are catholic st.thomas came to India just so you know!

  7. Nick Howard

    After 3 weeks around the Kochi area I have come to an easy conclusion – stay away!

    Where do I start? Beaches like rubbish dumps, fudge packer masseurs trying to stroke your NADS for a tip, roads worse than Angola, less chance of finding alcohol than in Riyadh – and more!

    Not one person I have spoken to will ever come back. Save your money for somewhere good

  8. difender

    only beaches beaches beaches,
    then from where you got mountains photos and lake photo and even not included back water and forests.
    change you your writing method, otherwise people will love kerala by reading this .

  9. Sreekumar

    Just write these before you think. I don’t think that Kerala is like this as I am from Kerala. We don’t eat idli and dosa three times a day. For breakfast there are variety of foods like idiyappam ,upma ,puttu and more. And what about your last complaint “This one was too big” it is Jatayu a God. All of this is fake. Just by reading don’t make any sense. Everyone have different opinions.

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